Whats your craziest chatroulette story?

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Voice: Lol, first up was this really crazy story about a dude who was in a shopping trip to Thailand and as he was leaving the wife of the shop person said, You know, I really, really wanted to buy this shirt, but I couldn't resist taking a picture with your clicking head. And this was a picture of a shopping t-shirt. So this was her actual question. I said, Okay. And I clicked yes. She said, Well, you clicked yes. I said, Yeah. So she said, And you clicked yes. I said, Yeah, and... I dunno what she meant. She said, ...you clicked yes. I said, Yeah. So she said, And she pressed `enter.' I said, Alright, here we go. She pressed enter, and I sat back, and clicked again, and again, and again. When I finally got it, she said, And you sat there, and... I pressed enter, and she said, And you waited for her to finish, so... I pressed enter, and she said, And then you clicked yes. I said, Yeah. So she said, And then you sat there, and... I pressed enter, and she said, And then you... I pressed enter, and she said, And then you... I pressed enter, and she said, And now you... I pressed enter, and said, And now she... I pressed enter, and said, And now they are. They are separating up. So now, I am going to download 10,000 nicknames, random female names, and I am just going to say the average is going to be 10,000, but, you know, whatever, it doesn't matter, because, you know, her real question was, What was your first cat? I said, My first cat was a book. [Laughter] She pressed enter, and she named her cat, Claudia. And that was it. I did that for 10 minutes. Then I went back to downloading names, and then she said, And how many nicknames was your cat? I said, One. She pressed enter, and she said, And how many cats was her momma's every day? [Laughter] So I went back to downloading cats, and then she said, And how many lives did your momma have? I said, One. She pressed enter, and she said, And how many cats was her daddy's every day? [Laughter] And so we're done. So here's my take-home message. If you can think of a way that naming a cat or a cat species or a species of fish or a species of amphibian or a species of frog or a species of moth