What is it about masturbating on chatroulette or omegle that draws men but not women?

The network is becoming more and more like a strange game of Russian roulette. On the one hand, you have massively popular and well-known websites like .Com and .azure, and on the other hand, you have unreported start-ups and upstarts that seem to be working on the level of idea or pitch alone. And so far, all we seem to have done is ask the wrong questions. We asked the right questions about clickbait. We asked the wrong people. We asked the wrong questions about what people are actually clicking and downloading. We asked the right people the right questions, and in the coming weeks and months, we should have asked better. We should have asked more technical people, designers, sociologists. And by the way, we should also have asked more women. Because this is a strange, weird world out there.

So I'd like to ask you a different kind of question. How do you find unusual, odd, sometimes even scary women on the internet? And how do you find them in chatrooms and in the real world? Like, how do you find a guy outside of a dating app if you don't have his DNA in your DNA? And what do I mean by that? Well, basically, a guy might be intimidated by a hot, naked chick that's just walking down the street, but he's not going to do anything to get to her. All he has to do is walk her to a nice, secluded spot with a tree or a treehouse or a lake and be done with it. And that's what you have to be mentally prepared for when you decide you want to meet that crazy, weirdo that you've read about on the internet. Because basically what you're doing is deciding that you want to watch her do exactly what she's about to do to you -- sit still, and then you're going to start getting close. But you're not actually going to do anything to her. Because you've decided first of all how you're going to behave with her when you get there; and second of all, you don't want to get bitten by the creepy-crawly instinct. So this is basically it. This is basically it as far as I'm concerned. You don't decide to meet that crazy, weirdo that you read about on the internet. You decide to meet her. And you make a decision that's going to last for decades. And the important thing is that you make that decision with someone you're comfortable talking to. Because making that decision with someone you're not comfortable talking to is something that unfortunately a lot of guys and women do all the time. And so they wind up on some kind of dating app, or they get sucked into some kind of site that seems designed solely for teenage girls.

And I'm just going to pause for one second -- and I'm not making this up -- and I'm actually