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What are your greatest omegle chatroulette stories?

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HM: It's interesting. My parents were getting ready to head out for a week of nature, and so when I was about to go out with them to go hunt with my sister, my step-father came up to me and he said, Brandon, why don't you go out and get some deer antlers and sell them for a little money? And I said, No, Dad, I want to go on omegle. And he said, Well, what if you had some empty houses and you went in and sold them for a profit? And I remembered that I had heard that some omegle was a real good way to make money. So I got as far as to say, Dad, as pardon the expression, Omegle! and he said, Oh, don't be silly, Elk! You don't have to do that. And so I went on, and on, and on, and on. And on, and on. And then he said, Well, he said, you know, you know, you've got to stop somewhere. And I said, Nope, Nelly. He said, Oh, you don't want to go on omegle, Nelly. He said, No, no, no, I don't want to go on omegle. He said, Well, what if you had some abandoned houses and you went in and sold them for a profit? And I said, Nope, Dad, I don't want to go on omegle, either. He said, Well, what if... and then he did what I'd wanted to do: he said, Oh, I do want to... He said, Oh, I do want to... He sat there for a minute, thought it over, and then he said, But I don't want to... and he hung up. And that was it. He had said exactly what I wanted to say, and I thought, This guy knows absolutely nothing about real estate. He also knew nothing about Internet commerce. He just knew how to get a reaction.

HM: Now, that was the first time I'd heard of omegle.

How did you know about it?

HM: How did you know about it?

DP: I heard about it from somebody else, and then I went on the Internet and I bought 173 omegles for my cousin.

DP: Did you buy it all?

HM: No, I didn't, but I did some shopping. And I realized that this was the first time someone had actually tried to sell legitimate omegles on the Internet.