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Tips for shy girl on omegle chatroulette?

With chatroulette, you never know what kind of person will ask a question. Sometimes, a question is just answered with a smiley face. Other times, a chat shows you two naked girls side by side. And still other chats show you guys and girls trapped in a room, having a private chat. Unfortunately, we don't usually get to see those naked girls together, but that doesn't mean they aren't really quite the same. You can tell by the two pictures because the girl on the right is much slimmer. Maybe she just got home from the gym. Maybe she just finished up her run. You can't really tell without looking. Anyway, that's what happened to me.

Anyway, I answered that question, and then a random guy said, Cool, tell me more. He's probably tried chatroulette maybe 20 times. And all he's ever gotten was to type in how to use the bathroom.

So I told him everything. I typed in how to use the bathroom. Boom. Instant win. That's all I had.

And I just started laughing, like, Oh my god. This is really happening. But then another guy pressed on. Hey, Teva, do you mind if I borrow your phone? He's probably at the other end of the internet, so I didn't do anything. But we started talking and he said, I just wanted to say that you're amazing. You're very self-assured, you have such nice features, and you have such amazing legs...and your boobs are unreal. And he showed me a million pictures of his life. I didn't do anything.

But then another guy pressed on. Hey Teva, do you mind if I borrowed your 15,000 rupees? Teva, let's call him RJ, said, Sure.

So we got to RJ's house. We knocked on the door. It wasn't open yet. So we sat in the sitting room and took our places on the chair. And then we heard this soft ticking sound. Hello? Hello? We turned on the light. And in the picture was a squeaky old woman with a book and a shrivelled piece of parchment in her hands. She was writing on the parchment, in a thick script, in a little notebook, 'Dear Sir.'

What is this? you ask.

This is a forgery notice.

Teva said, You don't have to do this.

So we didn't do this. RJ handed us the money. I don't want it. He squeezed the slip and said, I don't want it.

But you have to hand it to them, Teva. They're