Redditors what's the funniest experience you've had while using a chatroulette website?
Some of the funniest experiences were from young children, when they were invited by an adult to a party hosted on a website. They came up with such great ways to get drunk and get wasted that night. One boy even made a video showing him playing a video chat roulette game with his friend while they were watching porn on a computer screen. That was just so much fun, my friends and I.
Other experiences were more sinister. One young man was nervous when he first saw the video of an adult masturbating, so he started taking a picture of himself while he was moaning in pain on the video site. That got everyone laughing, and then the webcam operator started laughing too. You would have thought they had all gone mad.
So, I came up with a scheme to give away a certain amount of videos a day. I figured a website would have about 10,000 to start with. But as more people joined, the number kept rolling out. I think now maybe 100,000 to 300,000 people around the world are getting some kind of video content. And I think that's because of you, the kind people of the world, who have been smart and creative and taken the viral video and run with it.
So here I am, and here's to hoping that the people who watch these videos are smarter and more creative than the people who watch the actual sex --
Because the real bad guys do watch those videos, and they're watching us.
And we have to fight back. Because the only way to stay asleep at night is if we're full of dread and panic and everything we're afraid of is racing through our heads like a nightmare.
And if that's the case, I have to tell you, I've got some really great news. I have a secret superpower.
I have to admit, I was skeptical. I had no idea what I was getting into when I joined the network. But when you combine the power of what people are seeing with the power of thought teaching, you end up with a recipe for disaster.
We started by watching videos and asking questions like, Can you imagine taking a policeman and teaching him to jerk off in a classroom? And people liked the idea of police officers teaching criminals how to jerk them off. The idea spread, and cops started showing it to kids from all walks of life -- prison, the army, EMS -- and teachers started teaching it to them too. Within 24 hours, we got a captain of an army unit teaching a class about jerking off to prisoners.
Within 48 hours, we got a fire chief teaching a class about jerking off to inmates. Within 60 hours, we got a math teacher teaching a class about jerking off to students.
Within one week, we got a weightlifter teaching a class about jerking off to prison inmates