Has anybody ever fucked their so on chatroulette in front of others?
BRZEZINSKI: Well, you know, I played a game the other day where you had -- you and I -- you had a game of poker. And I was against myself, you know, I was always on edge, I couldn't lose, I had a thousand chips. And so we're just going to have to settle for, like, five bucks, which is pretty paltry, right? And so, I was like, Hey, any chance you want to play this game with me? And he goes, Yeah. And so we go in the room, and it's just us, naked. And then, out of the blue, he says, What do you want to do? And I remember, just looking him in the eye, thinking, You know, this could go either way. And so we play a little game, and then he turns to his wife and she's also naked, and she's like, Mom, what would you like? And she reaches down, and she starts fingering herself, and I thought, Mom, that would be great if you could finger yourself. But I didn't want to leave her alone, so I kept going and going and going. And then she says, Mom, what would you like to do? And I looked into her eyes, thought, This could go either way. And she said, What else would you like? And I reached up, and I went, Give me all your money. And then she said, What else would you like? And I thought, What else would you like? And then she reached down and started taking everything, and I thought, This could go either way. She said, What else would you like? And I thought, What else would you like? And then she said, What else would you like? And then we got to the part where we played a game of roulette, and he laid out all of his money. And I thought, This could go either way. I thought, I want to get in here and take my chances. And I got in here, and I took out all of his money.
And then he laid out his life savings, and I thought, This could go either way. I thought, I want to make sure I'm putting everything in a good cause. And so I got on the phone, and I asked, Have you seen this ad? And he had. And I showed him the ad. And he had seen it. And we're both very emotional here. But he had to have dozens of thousands of dollars more. And so he's like, What other ad do I need to see?
And I thought, What else do I have to show here? I think we both knew that this was not going to be a happy